perception Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Trata-se de um cliente muito insatisfeito com o serviço de hotel em Londres Obrigatório ler isto com um forte sotaque italiano »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»« Dear Signore Diretore, Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as younga man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see is no shit in my bed. How can I slep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the recepzione and tella: "I wanna shit". They tell me: "Go to the toillett". I say: "No, no, I wanna shit in my bed". They say: "You betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch". (What is sonnawabitch, Signore Diretore?) I go down for ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and pointa of toast: "I wanna piss". She tella me: "Go to the toillett". Why does everybody keepa telling me, go to toilet, go to toilet? I say: "No, no, I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me: "You bloody wella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". Second person who do not even know me and calla me sonnawabitch! What is sonnawabitch!? Is it some kinda modern tella? I don't understand, Signore Diretore. Later I go for dinner into ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out but no fock. I tella waitress: "I wanna fock" and she tella me: "Sure, everybody wanna fock". I tella her: "No, no, you don't understand me. I wanna fock on the table She then tella me: "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table? Get your ass outta here". So I go to the recepzione and ask for the billa. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I have pay the billa, the porter say to me: "Thank you, and peace on you". I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch". I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch. Sincerely, Delmastro Does the set of all those sets that do not contain themselves contain itself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpas Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 :Lolol: ...obrigado por relembrares e por me fazeres rir à gargalhada aqui deste lado :kisssss: lembras-te quando entrámos no hotel da Isa??..."I want a fock on the table..." Se queres que a Vida te Sorria, que tal começares por sorrir...?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gypsia Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 quem inventou a distância não sabia o que era a saudade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstralaBomba Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch". I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch. Eu e o Figo em Espanha éramos legendas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalSelf Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Tenho isto em audio, tenho que procurar. "Só os que procuram o absurdo atingem o impossível." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpas Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 :baby: pleeeease...arranja-nos se lido já é a risota que é...então ouvido...uiuiiiii :Lolol: Se queres que a Vida te Sorria, que tal começares por sorrir...?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I tella waitress: "I wanna fock" and she tella me: "Sure, everybody wanna fock". Nada é permanente, salvo a mudança! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perception Posted August 24, 2006 Author Share Posted August 24, 2006 Para quem nunca ouviu este texto em audio aqui vai: Download de ficheiro audio Agradeçam ao andré. ehehehe Does the set of all those sets that do not contain themselves contain itself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpas Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 és liiiindo...jah tinha tantas saudades de ouvir isto... :Lolol: li muito rápido... andré tb és um liiiiindo Se queres que a Vida te Sorria, que tal começares por sorrir...?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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