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Purple

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  1. Mizasayyyy

     

    Ona day ima gonna to england to bigga hotelaaa

     

    I goo to the restauront i see a knife a spoon but no fork

     

    I call zi waitress u see and i say i wanna fork

     

    ZZi waitrezzz says everyboyyy wanna fork

     

    I say u no understanda i wanna forka on zi table

     

    She says u betta not fork on zi table u sonna ma bitcha

     

    I go to my hotella

     

    In ma rooma there is no sheetz on zi bed

     

    I call the ladyy and i say i wanna shit

     

    She sayz u wanna shitta u go to zi toilet

     

    I say u no understanda i wanna shheeta on zi bed

     

    She sayz u betta notta sheeta on zi beda u sunnamabitcha

     

    I get zi bags and go down zi stairs

     

    And zi lady at zi desk sayz "Peace on you"

     

    I say pissa on you to u sonna ma bitcha ima going back to italia

     

    Arriverdeci

     

     

     

    :D old but ... HAAAA! :D

     

    fodo.me a rir :lol::blush: realmente.......